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Hi Everyone,
 
I understand that it has been more than a month since I last visited here and played on AW's servers. I have been busy assisting my wife with the preparation for the arrival of our daughter.
 
After nearly 40 weeks of wait, my wife safely gave birth to our baby girl (3.3kg) on the 28th Nov. Since then, I have been moving around in the house at double time and have not touched my gaming rig.
 
Once we have settled, I hope to find time to return to AW's servers. Looking forward to be back in action.
 

 
Now A Proud Father,
fir_nev
 

"Edited 11 minutes ago by David 
Removed Zissous name who has NOTHING to do with this!!!" 
 
Nor do I but you didn't remove my name...
 
But thank you Piranha, was good chatting with you today  All the best for the future dude. If you need anything let me know

Hello everybody,
Hereby some information regarding people from the past. 
Today i had a very relaxed and nice talk with some guys who played here in the past.
We have had a talk about diffrent subjects regarding past and the present and Baconmop, Josh and Oderus were so kind to give back the ahoy steam account with the following promise from me to him:
 Apologies for the bad handling.
 
PiranhA

Based on feedback from the user base, we are going to schedule standing community meetings - twice per month.  We've found community meetings are quite useful in bringing up issues that sometimes don't make it to the forums.
 
The meetings are open to all users of Ahoyworld, be it on the public or modded servers, guests or regular members alike.
 
The dates for these meetings will generally be: the first Saturday of every month, and the third Friday of every month. The days are staggered so that people with different schedules will be able to attend at least one meeting per month. We're still working out the exact timing, and the meeting will run for at least an hour: times will be flexible based on peoples' availability (I'm thinking we open a TS channel, and drop-in, drop-out as your schedule permits). As many staff as can attend will be there, and meeting minutes will be posted on the forum for public follow-up.
 
That makes this coming Friday, November 17, the inaugural meeting, 8PM GMT.
 
And we'll try to follow up the meeting with a zeus op or custom game night, as available!
 
Thanks,
 
- Ryko

Second movie is 100% farm sim, welcome!

10/10 best April fools.

Would you also agree that you then made additional accounts and lied to us about who you were for several months? It was only when I became suspicious about your identity that I launched my own investigation which proved who you really were. You lied in the first, second and third instance you were banned/re-banned and in the fourth instance here only now coming partially clean after I pushed you for it.
 
So far since you were banned in March you have this on your rap sheet.
 
- Homophobic.
- Racist.
- Goading the administration staff.
- Insulting on several occasions.
- Ban evasion throughout.
- Lying throughout.
- Breaking numerous EU3 rules
 
So tell me, after all this, as a community who values honesty above all else, why should we unban you now?

Corsair Graphite 760T Black i7 6700k@4GHz Noctua NH-D15 16GB Kingston Hyper X DDR4-2133 Gainward GTX 980 TI GS 500GB Samsung SSD + 1.5 TB HDD Soundblaster Audigy FX Sennheiser PC 360 Roccat Kone XTD Razer Deathstalker has been an early christmas present. from myself xD

Those are some intimidating setups 0,o 
 
Anyways here i go.
 
Cpu : amd 8350 4.2mHz Gpu : gtx 970 strix  1264 clock 1978 memory 1403 boost Cpu cooler : hyper evo 212 precious Motherboard : msi gaming 970 ( What a precious littel thing )  Ram : 16GB corsair ballistic 1600 mhz ( 2x 4gb 1x 8gb yes is fucked up )  Power supply : coolermaster 600 watt  Storage : 256 Gb samsung evo SSD + 1Tb Caviar black Cursor : Razer Deathadder 3.5G Keyboard : The amazing Deathstalker Not too fancy but nothing too complain.
 
Recently upgraded the gpu from a 7950 vapor-x too the gtx970 and the ram from 8-16gb as well as the more flexible msi gaming 970 motherboard.

I made the mistake of buying a new PC just before the GTX900 series were released

But I feel like sharing it though, so here we go:
 
Motherboard: Asus Maximus VII Hero CPU: Intel i7-4790k GPU: EVGA GTX 780 ACX superclocked PSU: Corsair Pro Series AX860 RAM: 16GB DDR3-1866 Corsair Vengeance Pro SSD: Samsung 840 Evo 250GB HDD: 2x Western Digital Blue 1TB Cooling:Corsair H100i Case: Cooler Master Storm Trooper (window edition) Optical Drive: Asus DRW-24F1ST Monitors: 3x AOC G2460FQ Mouse: Razer Mamba 4G Keyboard: Razer Anansi (don't buy it's awful) Headset: Razer Tiamat 2.2  
Pictures are a bit outdated though :S


 

Motherboard: MSI Z170A Gaming M5 CPU: INTEL i7-6700K GPU: MSI GeForce GTX 970 Twin Frozr PSU: FSP Aurum S 600W RAM: 16GB DDR4-2800 Corsair Vengeance LPX SSD: SAMSUNG 850 Evo 250GB HDD: WESTERN DIGITAL Blue 1TB (x2) CPU Cooling: COOLER MASTER Hyper 212X Case: CORSAIR Carbide 200R Optical Drive: SAMSUNG DVD-RW OEM Monitor: ASUS VS248H Mouse: LOGITECH Proteus Core G502 Keyboard: CORSAIR Vengeance K70 Headset: LOGITECH G430 Sponsored by the lovely wife!
 
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Dear Mr pedofingers (if this even is your real name), you made quite a topic... "10 sec slow clap". Not only did you make a complete fool out of yourself by the text you wrote but you also approached this situation completely wrong.
You probably have more chance selling glasses to the blind than opening a attack topic like this and expect everybody would agree with you, we giving our servers to some random guy and all staff to fire themselves.
But you must have thought "YOLO" let's do this! Where did it brought you?...
But let's not be too negative. I also have some good news for you, and I'm sure you are more then happy to hear it.
You sir, are nominated for biggest fail of the year in our AW end of the year awards (it's a real thing look it up on the forums).
You should also check out our teamspeak by the way. I'm online a few nights per week. Maybe we can have a talk, you don't seem like a bad guy. You just made a wrong turn.. or 2.. make that 3. I do advise to connect with a other name then your current forum name else I can not guarantee you're safety.
Normally I close with: See you on the battlefield!!! But I guess we all know that will never happen as you are kinda banned from our servers.
PS: We are not all 12 years old, some of us are older than that.

Dear Mr pedofingers (if this even is your real name), you made quite a topic... "10 sec slow clap". Not only did you make a complete fool out of yourself by the text you wrote but you also approached this situation completely wrong.
You probably have more chance selling glasses to the blind than opening a attack topic like this and expect everybody would agree with you, we giving our servers to some random guy and all staff to fire themselves.
But you must have thought "YOLO" let's do this! Where did it brought you?...
But let's not be too negative. I also have some good news for you, and I'm sure you are more then happy to hear it.
You sir, are nominated for biggest fail of the year in our AW end of the year awards (it's a real thing look it up on the forums).
You should also check out our teamspeak by the way. I'm online a few nights per week. Maybe we can have a talk, you don't seem like a bad guy. You just made a wrong turn.. or 2.. make that 3. I do advise to connect with a other name then your current forum name else I can not guarantee you're safety.
Normally I close with: See you on the battlefield!!! But I guess we all know that will never happen as you are kinda banned from our servers.
PS: We are not all 12 years old, some of us are older than that.

Dear Mr pedofingers (if this even is your real name), you made quite a topic... "10 sec slow clap". Not only did you make a complete fool out of yourself by the text you wrote but you also approached this situation completely wrong.
You probably have more chance selling glasses to the blind than opening a attack topic like this and expect everybody would agree with you, we giving our servers to some random guy and all staff to fire themselves.
But you must have thought "YOLO" let's do this! Where did it brought you?...
But let's not be too negative. I also have some good news for you, and I'm sure you are more then happy to hear it.
You sir, are nominated for biggest fail of the year in our AW end of the year awards (it's a real thing look it up on the forums).
You should also check out our teamspeak by the way. I'm online a few nights per week. Maybe we can have a talk, you don't seem like a bad guy. You just made a wrong turn.. or 2.. make that 3. I do advise to connect with a other name then your current forum name else I can not guarantee you're safety.
Normally I close with: See you on the battlefield!!! But I guess we all know that will never happen as you are kinda banned from our servers.
PS: We are not all 12 years old, some of us are older than that.

AW MVP 2015: Rarek
AW most friendly admin/staff member 2015: Bacon
AW most helpful admin/staff member 2015: Elcour
AW most helpful user *Non-staff* 2015: Pedofingers
AW most tacti-cool ARMA player 2015: Appeltaart
AW best ARMA pilot 2015: ArmA got things to fly now?
AW best Teamspeak singer 2015:  Zissou  <3
AW funniest person on Teamspeak 2015: Арсений bogDAHN but he got banned within 8 seconds by David I kinda liked the loud music he played in boarding channel.
AW best moment 2015 (can be in any game or on teamspeak/forum): Me purposing Josh for admin right after he was kicked out as admin for being drunk and saying bad words on TS.
AW best forum post 2015 (please put url in): http://www.ahoyworld.co.uk/topic/4624-eu1245-us1-password-change/
AW best drunk member 2015: matt
AW best driver 2015: David
AW worst driver 2015: David?
AW best baby 2015: Milou (4 months old but she can already say AhoyWorld)
AW most absent staff member 2015: LaForte

Dear Mr pedofingers (if this even is your real name), you made quite a topic... "10 sec slow clap". Not only did you make a complete fool out of yourself by the text you wrote but you also approached this situation completely wrong.
You probably have more chance selling glasses to the blind than opening a attack topic like this and expect everybody would agree with you, we giving our servers to some random guy and all staff to fire themselves.
But you must have thought "YOLO" let's do this! Where did it brought you?...
But let's not be too negative. I also have some good news for you, and I'm sure you are more then happy to hear it.
You sir, are nominated for biggest fail of the year in our AW end of the year awards (it's a real thing look it up on the forums).
You should also check out our teamspeak by the way. I'm online a few nights per week. Maybe we can have a talk, you don't seem like a bad guy. You just made a wrong turn.. or 2.. make that 3. I do advise to connect with a other name then your current forum name else I can not guarantee you're safety.
Normally I close with: See you on the battlefield!!! But I guess we all know that will never happen as you are kinda banned from our servers.
PS: We are not all 12 years old, some of us are older than that.

AW MVP 2015: Rarek
AW most friendly admin/staff member 2015: Bacon
AW most helpful admin/staff member 2015: Elcour
AW most helpful user *Non-staff* 2015: Pedofingers
AW most tacti-cool ARMA player 2015: Appeltaart
AW best ARMA pilot 2015: ArmA got things to fly now?
AW best Teamspeak singer 2015:  Zissou  <3
AW funniest person on Teamspeak 2015: Арсений bogDAHN but he got banned within 8 seconds by David I kinda liked the loud music he played in boarding channel.
AW best moment 2015 (can be in any game or on teamspeak/forum): Me purposing Josh for admin right after he was kicked out as admin for being drunk and saying bad words on TS.
AW best forum post 2015 (please put url in): http://www.ahoyworld.co.uk/topic/4624-eu1245-us1-password-change/
AW best drunk member 2015: matt
AW best driver 2015: David
AW worst driver 2015: David?
AW best baby 2015: Milou (4 months old but she can already say AhoyWorld)
AW most absent staff member 2015: LaForte

Seems nice.
Is it possible to pay with Ahoycoins?

Dear Mr pedofingers (if this even is your real name), you made quite a topic... "10 sec slow clap". Not only did you make a complete fool out of yourself by the text you wrote but you also approached this situation completely wrong.
You probably have more chance selling glasses to the blind than opening a attack topic like this and expect everybody would agree with you, we giving our servers to some random guy and all staff to fire themselves.
But you must have thought "YOLO" let's do this! Where did it brought you?...
But let's not be too negative. I also have some good news for you, and I'm sure you are more then happy to hear it.
You sir, are nominated for biggest fail of the year in our AW end of the year awards (it's a real thing look it up on the forums).
You should also check out our teamspeak by the way. I'm online a few nights per week. Maybe we can have a talk, you don't seem like a bad guy. You just made a wrong turn.. or 2.. make that 3. I do advise to connect with a other name then your current forum name else I can not guarantee you're safety.
Normally I close with: See you on the battlefield!!! But I guess we all know that will never happen as you are kinda banned from our servers.
PS: We are not all 12 years old, some of us are older than that.

Dear Mr pedofingers (if this even is your real name), you made quite a topic... "10 sec slow clap". Not only did you make a complete fool out of yourself by the text you wrote but you also approached this situation completely wrong.
You probably have more chance selling glasses to the blind than opening a attack topic like this and expect everybody would agree with you, we giving our servers to some random guy and all staff to fire themselves.
But you must have thought "YOLO" let's do this! Where did it brought you?...
But let's not be too negative. I also have some good news for you, and I'm sure you are more then happy to hear it.
You sir, are nominated for biggest fail of the year in our AW end of the year awards (it's a real thing look it up on the forums).
You should also check out our teamspeak by the way. I'm online a few nights per week. Maybe we can have a talk, you don't seem like a bad guy. You just made a wrong turn.. or 2.. make that 3. I do advise to connect with a other name then your current forum name else I can not guarantee you're safety.
Normally I close with: See you on the battlefield!!! But I guess we all know that will never happen as you are kinda banned from our servers.
PS: We are not all 12 years old, some of us are older than that.

Dear Mr pedofingers (if this even is your real name), you made quite a topic... "10 sec slow clap". Not only did you make a complete fool out of yourself by the text you wrote but you also approached this situation completely wrong.
You probably have more chance selling glasses to the blind than opening a attack topic like this and expect everybody would agree with you, we giving our servers to some random guy and all staff to fire themselves.
But you must have thought "YOLO" let's do this! Where did it brought you?...
But let's not be too negative. I also have some good news for you, and I'm sure you are more then happy to hear it.
You sir, are nominated for biggest fail of the year in our AW end of the year awards (it's a real thing look it up on the forums).
You should also check out our teamspeak by the way. I'm online a few nights per week. Maybe we can have a talk, you don't seem like a bad guy. You just made a wrong turn.. or 2.. make that 3. I do advise to connect with a other name then your current forum name else I can not guarantee you're safety.
Normally I close with: See you on the battlefield!!! But I guess we all know that will never happen as you are kinda banned from our servers.
PS: We are not all 12 years old, some of us are older than that.

I see why people hate on your server. The admins are 10 year old mentally and does not understand moral, or how to be nice and treat their players fair and nice. It's sad to see that you guys are crying over something like the name of an icecream. Kek. Fucking losers ahaha

Today the client version and server version is updated to 2.1.2
 
The Ahoyworld server is now running 2.1.2

Today the client version and server version is updated to 2.0.2
 
The Ahoyworld server is now running 2.0.2

Today the client version and server version is updated to 2.0.2
 
The Ahoyworld server is now running 2.0.2