Paraclete
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I haven't attended a Game Night in some time but my schedule has changed and I am intrigued by the ongoing Campaign concept.
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Now Jux will have another pal that can flog him with tree branches during Sauna breaks.
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Cant wait to experience the bottleneck created as 500,000 members try to download and log on a server when it is released. I'll be watching with a bag of popcorn.
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Freelancer, Alpha & Beta.
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Wow, we are reading a lot into an advertisement for a cheap mass market beer.
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No doubt.
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More Dslyecxi compensators for his much ballyhooed 1st person only game preference. Hey Dslyecxi, if you need all this crap to play maybe you need to go play Battlefield 4.
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I want the song on I Tunes, ASAP!
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Welcome aboard, I think you will like it here. Lots of good goons to meet yet!
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Is staff aware that some mug has posted his version of I&A to the Steam Workshop?
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I have the IF conversion.
What if you did a scenario for Invasion '44 A2?
Getting out of the "near future" and duking it out in the Ardennes or Normandy with iron sights would be a nice change and more accessible for most folks perhaps.
There are a multitude of small unit actions to draw on that would lend an authentic feel.
I have dibs on KING TIGER Commander
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RL called, cant make it. Have a good one.
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In, preferably with an EBR.
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How about increasing the CSAT AA assets as CAS is where most of the damage is done early in each AO.
There was a time a few months back where one could barely raise ones head above the grass without an AI turning it into a canoe. I liked it that way.
- Stuffedsheep and Josh
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The Leibstandarte has invaded Altis. Iron Front conversion to A3.- Josh and AppleSapje
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I was thinking scenario for a xmas OP as mentioned above.
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God rest ye merry Gentleman, let nothing you dismay.....
OPERATION COMFORT AND JOY
Subsequent to the CSAT invasion of Altis several communities on the island resisted the enemy advance by road blocking their towns and ambushing CSAT convoys.
One such town is OREOKASTRO in the NW Hill District of Altis.
CSAT forces have decided to make an example of the insurgents in Oreokastro.
The siege began on December 22nd with chemical artillery shells falling on the isolated town. Dozens to hundreds of civilians were reported killed in the initial attack. Then the city was besieged by a CSAT mechanized Infantry company utilizing tank guns and snipers.(sound familiar, Google Sarajevo) The CSAT Commander has given until dawn on 25 December for the town to surrender the Mayor, Council and Insurgent leaders or he will level the town with all inhabitants.
On December 23rd a four man SAS Team was inserted near Oreokastro to assess the situation, radio comms have since gone silent.
To further complicate the situation a network news film crew gained access to Oreokastro and is beaming LIVE broadcasts to the world via satellite uplink of the deplorable conditions in the town. Oreokastro has become a test of wills between the NATO Allies and CSAT and the entire world is watching.
SACEUR (Supreme Allied Commander Europe) under pressure from member nations Heads of State has ordered any and all assets to fight their way through miles of enemy occupied terrain, destroy the CSAT besiegers and deliver food and medical aid to the beleagured residents. Due to the the contested NATO landings at Gallipoli on the Turkish mainland no air or naval assets can be spared. An MEU aboard the USS Bellow Wood is steaming at full speed from Athens but cannot be within striking distance before Dawn on the 25th. A Christmas Massacre of innocents must be averted so that the morale of NATO Nations does not sink lower in the present struggle.
If friendly forces can get close enough or set up a relay station and establish contact with the SAS team, the team should be able to provide valuable Intel on the enemy dispositions.
A motley collection of Tanks, APCs, MRAPS and Supply Trucks has formed on the runway of the ALTIS AIRPORT NATO Base, formerly a back water to the larger war. Clerks, Cooks, Cleaners, Aircraft Maintenance Crews, men from the replacement depot and even several prisoners from the brig will crew the Task Force. These erstwhile "Soldiers" from GB, US, CAN, AAF and all Europe have been cobbled together this Christmas Eve for this critical mission. It is almost midnight on the 24th Of December as final preps are being made....... -
Wait, we are implementing points for the CHAIR FORCE?
If those "two beer queer" flyboys want points they need to hump a rifle and ruck like the rest of us.
What's next "its not gay if its underway", Navy Campaign Ribbon?
Suggested prerequisites for awarding points for pilots.
1. Be able to adjust Air Conditioning in Bachelor Officers Quarters.
2. Be able to order a Apple/Cranberry Martini @ the Club.
3. Be able to determine what's on HBO tonight.
4. Ability to secure funding from congress for assets with defense contractors political contributions.
5. Will to declare said assets "Strategic" never deploying to an active combat zone, while regularly crashing said assets into the Gulf of Mexico.
6. Ability to hurry to attend an 13:45 Tee Time on the Base Course.
7. Ability to retire to an outstanding position (ie. Vice President of Fiddle Fucking) with the defense contractor whose budget process you previously oversaw.
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Loading an MRAP with satchels. Heading out to Kansas to blow it in place. Let me know when it respawns at base.
(oops, I probably just popped up on an NSA database)
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Thanks for the hard work Jester.
It never ceases to amaze me, the amount of work you guys put in just to sate the appetite of some shit flinging monkeys.....
Oh yes and speaking of appetites, please give us the OPFOR counter attacks, throw in the helos and frogfoot, cant wait to hear the whining.
Out.
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Nuice, "persistent" items ( a patch or two away) will give rise to "server communities". Right on time. Good work Josh you "Watermelon".