...Oh, Nobody knows who he is? Correction: This man needs and introduction.
Shall I tell you that he once killed a leopard with his toenail clippings, or that antelope find him quite attractive?
NO OF COURSE NOT! That would be a lie, and lying is bad, everything that has the sound lie in it is bad! Lions, ligers... lionesses. It's either that they are big cats or liars, both are evil.
What I can tell you is that he once logged into facebook using both his face and a book, and can log into steam using a kettle. When he saw the title of this website he stood up and shouted it like a ships captain greeting the miserable looking land peasants and other erchins that he has the displeasure of having to stomp over to get to his lunch date with lady penelope hopplesplodge, daughter of the arch duke of flabbleberry-on-heatherplumph.
I'd like to welcome myself to this website and forum, my name is all i'll give you and you can see that so there we are. Introduction given!
