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I need a babysitter...


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In the north of England.  Ideally someone who can take my kids for extended durations (while I get some serious Invade & Annex time in).  A person with a strong constitution, superhuman stamina, and who has eyes in the back of their head.  Somebody with few, or no, aspirations in life, comfortable with constant negative reinforcement, and a high immunity to childhood maladies.


PTSD is guarenteed.


Free coffee in abundance.


(See you on the battlefield.)

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