When the Platoon Medic Thinks He Is On Seal Team Six

Seal team 7 and a half.

Must be a women: 

- overdoing on equipment

- using (to much) lipstick

- is in monthly period

You need to see my teamleader rifle loadout @BenjaminHL. It's that, but add a grenade launcher onto it. I'm too OP.

But then you can't have the full size bipod unless you can fit that on there too.